Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.
HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.
Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.
I hope you are well. Whatever you are doing to improve is great. I hope you will realize all your mistakes and fix them and become a better person. Don’t give up on whatever you’re doing and please don’t spend too much sitting in front of a computer, it’s not healthy. Make sure you eat healthy, get plenty or exercise and remember that you are beautiful and unique inside. All the problems can be solved and there are a lot of wonderful things worth living for. I love you <3
MWAHAHA I AM FINALLY SUPERIOR
6’ 3”. Ya’ll are ants. Not that anyone cares.
Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire in 2003 compared to Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire in 2014
PROGRESS AND BEAUTY ALL IN ONE!
Can it be November yet?
This is glorious.
Actually, that’s incorrect.
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.
That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169!
You did not read my argument!
Does it say you want my calculator?
Weeeeeell I have some bad news! Unfortunately, there’s been a mishap with my credit card and my current balance is 0, which has kinda trumped all my initial plans for Bronycon have kinda disappeared! Unless I conjure like £1000 coming next month buuuuut realistically I know that’s not going to happen, and I’m not one to beg for money when my life is not on the line SOOOOO TL;DR I’M NOT GOING TO BRONYCON BLOOBLOO 8c
Buuuuuut! I WILL BE SELLING! My stuff will still be at our vendor table, where Nick and Wiggles will be selling it for me! And I STILL need money for the prints! Obviously it’s way less mones now, but I want to gather as much as possible for top notch quality prints! So yeah guys, let’s do this AGAIN! 8D
HELP HIM OUT
HELP HIM OUT
HELP HIM OUT
HELP HIM OUT
NO ONE’S HELP ME YET
Well, I know there aren’t many people who are following me but if you are to see one thing, please see this and act upon it. This man has been nothing but kind to anyone, and what does he get? The worst stuff that could possibly happen to him. Please help a brother out.